How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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