you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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