using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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