do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
