I hope mine doesn't look like that
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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