next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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