Dual....:-)
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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