mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You smell like stripper and shame
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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