I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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