I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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