he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I need a beard to bite.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
