Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
only you would photoshop your dick
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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