Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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