The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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