Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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