And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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