I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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