I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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