One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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