bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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