yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
worst night to have a conscience
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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