your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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