Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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