no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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