so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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