I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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