Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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