apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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