normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
