I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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