His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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