google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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