White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We are all done wearing pants today
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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