Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You smell like stripper and shame
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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