okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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