I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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