nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I said "one day" and that day is not today
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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