the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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