i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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