Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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