So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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