He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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