So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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