we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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