I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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