Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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