its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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