Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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