Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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