ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
In America we eat man semen.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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